Saturday, May 1, 2010

What??!!??

Okay, so Jacob (7th grade) just asked me to check his math homework. "Sure! How hard could it be??!!??" Why, oh, why, do I keep saying that?? Someday I will learn..obviously, today is not that day...

Problem #1: In the very long hallway, the ratio of hats to coats was 2 to 5. If 4900 hats and coats were stored in the hallway, how many were hats?

Well, here's my answer...people are not wearing enough hats. Hats can be such a simple statement of style and personality. Not to mention, these are an excellent way to maintain your temperature when enduring a cold climate. I think the ratio of hats to coats should be 1 to 1. If everyone would just wear a hat, we would not have this problem.

Problem #2: Five times the opposite of a number was 56 less than twice the number. What was the number?

WHAT??...where do they keep the Tylenol around here...

Problem #3: Four hundred diskettes cost $200. What would 140 diskettes cost?

Before buying diskettes, I seriously think that you should contemplate how you are choosing to spend that $200. Wouldn't that money be better spent at, say, Prime Time 50s Cafe in Hollywood Studios at Walt Disney World?? I think, yes!

If Barry or Dad reads this blog, would you please send me the answer to these problems....

9 comments:

  1. Ok, Barbara Jo...You are the next Erma Brombeck of North Alabama. You could combine manners and humor. I will be working on a title for your first book. I will host the launch party. I will ..STAY TUNED...

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  2. I believe the correct answer is, "I'm sorry. I don't DO word problems." You are too funny! And who even uses diskettes anymore???? Doesn't everyone use a jump or thumb drive or some such something? I intensely dislike word problems. Now, maybe I'd enjoy them more if they were about useful topics like how many pairs of shoes you could buy with that $200 if you were in the clearance section and everything was an additional 80% off the lowest price marked...

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  3. Sorry...I can't help. I'm in "metric mode" now that I am out of the US, so those problems don't make any sense anymore.

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  4. Your dad is in the shower currently, and you know I have a difficult time making sure I get the right change back at Wal-Mart. Ask someone who understands math. Can't you get the "key" from a math teacher? Good luck.

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  5. Barbara Yo, I think the answers are 1400, 8, and $70, or something similiar. In our travels, we've learned that in the Hebrew language, J's sound like Y's and P's sound like B's. This will change a lot of things... Beter Biper bicked a beck of bickeled bebbers. Yust kidding. Dad

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  6. Okay your dad wins for awesomest comment.

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  7. And I checked his answers. I concur.

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  8. Well, Barbara Yo appreciates your assistance...

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  9. i am acutally laughing out loud, or should i say LOL!!

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